There's a lot of hype around the whole phenomenon of squirting. And understandably so, since for the most part, female ejaculation isn't as common an occurrence as the standard female orgasm. Why is that, you ask? Because there are a lot of things that have to fit just right in order for it to happen (pun intended).
For starters, you'll need to be hitting the G-spot with a significant amount of pressure in order to make your lady squirt. If you don't know where the G-spot is, well, I feel bad for your woman. If you do know, have your partner relax her pelvic floor (if she practices this beforehand it'll further help your cause). While she's doing this, put pressure on the G-spot using either your fingers, a toy or your penis. Oh, and make sure you've got a spare set of clean sheets on hand. (sex advice)
If she's squirting for the first time, you're probably envisioning what's uhh, coming out to look more like, well, come. But actually, it's a true fact that the stuff that gets ejaculated when she squirts is actually mostly pee. And you thought you weren't into golden showers.
So, now you know what squirting is, and how to get your girl to do it. And whether you really wanted to or not, you've found out the truth about what female ejaculation actually consists of. Now, there's only one question left to answer: What does squirting feel like?
To give us a real, in depth look at all the feelings and sensations that come with the experience of squirting, we went straight to the source — and asked a few women with vaginas share their best squirt stories. Here's what squirting really feels like:
1. What Just Happened?
"It happened, and I didn't know it happened. Or what had happened. And I was confused. And then the guy I was seeing was like, 'You squirted! You've never done that?' And I was all embarrassed, but he was like, 'No, it's fine!' And he still talks about it sometimes. But it was really the most awkward thing. Bonus: I was apartment sitting so it wasn't even my own bed. I washed the sheets that day and hoped the mattress was okay. Very weird. VERY weird. But man, that man can do things with his hands." - Sara, 24
2. A Big Release:
"I was having sex that I was already regretting mid-act — with a guy who had a huge dick and was way too proud about it. He actually kept saying, 'Tell me this is the biggest dick you ever took' while he was banging me out. Of course, I never gave him that satisfaction. And honestly, it was starting to hurt, and I was pretty much just waiting for it to be over. I was squirming to get away from the pain. I moved my leg up to see if a shift in position would make things any better, and as I did he came back out of me and into me hard, and all of a sudden there was this huge pressure release, and then everything underneath us was wet. Then I had to listen to him talk about how his huge dick made me squirt. Really killed the experience." - Dana, 28
3. Like A Treasure Hunt:
"The first time I experienced squirting was with my long-term boyfriend. We had been dating for a year and a half, so we were really comfortable with each other. He told me that he really wanted to try and get me to squirt, so we did some Googling on how to make it happen, and the best positions to try. It took a few failed attempts, but we finally found one that made me squirt. I had my legs up over my head, and he was holding my ankles at the top while he was thrusting into me. It was sudden, and felt different than a regular orgasm, but the build up process was kind of the same. It honestly didn't feel as good as an orgasm either, but it felt like a more intense pressure release. But we had been after it for so long that it felt like an accomplishment finally getting there. I think that my boyfriend enjoyed doing it to me more than I actually enjoyed the squirting itself!" - Gabrielle, 27
4. During A Solo Session:
"I had just gotten a new vibrator, and it was an upgrade. Bigger, wider, longer. Just what I needed to get over the break up I was going through, with a guy who wasn't very well endowed. I don't know, it made me feel like I was getting revenge somehow by using this huge sex toy to get myself off in ways that he never could now that we were done. I wasn't trying to squirt. I was just playing around with my new toy, and I was definitely more relaxed than I had been when hitting my G-Spot in the past. I didn't feel like there was as much build up as there was with a regular orgasm. It was a kind of out of nowhere experience. It felt good for sure, but very different from what I was used to. And the mess is no joke. If you're trying to squirt with a partner, I'd say you should evaluate whether or not this guy is going to be cool with being covered in your, uh, fluids before you try it out." - Samantha, 25
5. Hitting The Right Spot:
"My husband and I were celebrating our five year wedding anniversary, and we were really going at it. We never even made it past our living room when we got home that night. We were just doing it right there against the couch, and he was taking me from behind. He kept hitting this one spot that felt so good, but he wasn't hitting it every time he thrusted into me, just randomly every now and then. So I put my leg up on the arm of the couch, and when he hit that area again I felt a release, and then all of this liquid came out of me and started running down my legs. We kept going at it, and it worked well as extra lubrication." - Cynthia, 31
6. Like You Have To Pee:
"My last partner was hell bent on making me squirt. We followed everything you could possibly find online about how to do it, but every time we'd try it, I would make him stop because I felt like I had to pee. But what I didn't know is that once you get past that feeling and just let it happen, that's when you reach the promised land of squirting. One night when we were drunk and I wasn't paranoid about peeing while we were doing it, I let him get at me until it happened. I think because I let it build for so long (he was doing this for 20 minutes) was what made it so good. It was more intense than any orgasm I had ever experienced, and when it was over I had legitimate tears in my eyes, and my toes hurt from curling so hard." - Nancy, 23
7. In The Bathtub:
"I was taking a bath and touching myself the first time I squirted. I felt it most at the front of my vagina if that makes sense, and it felt like a wave of relief. Afterwards my whole body felt more relaxed and comfortable. I don't do it to myself often because I'd rather just orgasm, but I've had a few partners since the first time I discovered I could do it, and they've all asked me to show them. They really get off on it." - Angela, 26
8. It Kept Going:
"I'm sure people have told you that squirting is more of a pressure release than anything — with lots more liquid involved. But what really made it feel different than an orgasm to me was how there was no crash afterward. Whenever I'd climax before my partner, I would always be ready to just cuddle and call it a night, and it would feel like forever waiting for him to be done so we could just get to our snuggle sesh already. But when I squirt, I'm still so horny and ready to go. My whole body feels good, and I just want to be touched and banged out. It's an entire body high that lasts for a good chunk of time after you're done squirting." - Amanda, 22
9. He Left It In:
"My boyfriend has always been great about letting me bring whatever toys I want to into our routine. There was one in particular that he liked to use on me, because it would go through a series of vibration patterns and I'd get off just about every time we used it. The first time I squirted, he had also tied me up (another thing we were into) so I couldn't take it out of me. He left it in me while he kept teasing me, moving it deeper into me every few minutes. The last time that he did, I squirted so hard that I arched my body backward and hit my head on the headboard. It was wet everywhere." - Sarina, 26